So far this week I've shared stories and thoughts on hate ... being forced into the past ... how funerals suck ... death ... and my writing in general.
All pretty depressing topics.
I feel the need to lighten things up today!
But I can't.
Sarah made me watch the Republican Presidential Carnival the other night and I'm the first to admit whenever you get 17 Clowns together there will be lots of laughs ... and God knows there were ... until we fell asleep on the couch.
It is obvious though Donald Trump is the best Clown in the Republican Party.
Having said that, the Democratic Penny Anny Circus is no better primarily they're too damn serious.
Honestly speaking Republicans make better Clowns than Democrats.
Democrats make the best ... I have no idea ... funeral directors ... Tybee Island Cops ... whoever it is that bags the fat after Liposuction.
Plus Jon Stewart ended his show which is a bummer.
It's where I got my News.
Though "The Stone Stairs of Death" is emerging as The News Leader (for those of you who don't live in Savannah ... become friends with him and learn what life is really like in The Hostess City).
As depressing as it all is, I'm determined to end on a high note.
Several of us ... Monty Parks, Slo's Bass and me ... decided to make it easy on God and lighten Her work load by condemning ourselves to Hell without due process.
It makes me happy to know I've helped the Lord without even being asked.
