For Sale: BAR CHURCH HYMN BOOKDesigned by the Holy Spirit, the original inspired by God "Dollar Tree" notebook was baptized in stale beer as foretold in the prophet Isaiah (56:12) and was commanded to be made by God at The Wind Rose Cafe, later made incarnate at Benny's Tybee Tavern where it was blessed for years before being excommunicated and left abandoned. It was raised by faithful drunkards in the tradition of Moses (Genesis 9:1) and carried across the street to the PROMISED LAND at The Sand Bar where the faithful still gather at 10nish Island Standard Time.
The original Bar Church Hymn Book (Vol 1. No 1.) was lost after one of the Hurricanes hit the island or one of the members stole it but felt bad and threw it in our yard.
Neither Sarah nor I have any use for it but it's in great condition to hold really bad songs like "The Pusher", "Always look on the bright side of life", and the Nursing Home favorite "If I had a boat."
Surely God still has a use for it and needs you to step up and buy it now for the Glory of independent Bar Churches of the World!
Best Offer (as inspired by God)!
