FINALLY! We get to a subject that I dearly love and am more than happy to share my immense expertise.
My family and friends know that I live at the beach and my vacation destination of choice are other beaches. I do not know why I have the incredible good fortune of God making me this way but it's who I am.
Immediately I wrote Dave back seeking to narrow his search by asking what kind of beach accommodations is he looking for. He responds something with a couple thousand rooms that's quiet.
Not recognizing the bizarre Houston humor, I told him Myrtle Beach.
He writes back something a little more off the beaten path is preferable.
There are already enough people on Tybee Island this time of year so I opt to not tell him where I live.

He hasn't written me back yet. I suppose he's trying to save somebody in Houston or something.
It's alright. I just finished my run on the beach and have big plans for this afternoon! While Sarah's girls were getting ready for school this morning, I suggested we all go to the beach when they get home!
I think its best to have your day organized and am trying to teach them this lesson.
After all, it is true, that life really is ... a beach.