I've slept with four Bridesmaids!
One Matron of Honor!
AND ... a Maid of Honor!
I can tell you're impressed too!
I'm a stud.
AND ... to make it all even more impressive ... I did it all on the same night.
John O'Neill can't even touch such a record ... or Franklin Pierce (who is brown) ... though both will claim they've done far better!
If you don't know, Johnny O is actually raising Franklin.
After Franklin's Mom refused to speak to him anymore, Johnny O took pity and began giving advice and encouragement to the Brown Boy ... kind of like Tarzan being raised by Apes ... and not having a clue of to what to say to Jane.
But I digress.
I've shattered the record of sleeping with the female side of a wedding party in a single night!
They were all completely satisfied when I was done.
This happened after the Golden Globe Awards but I was up for it.
So to recount ... four Bridesmaids ... one Matron of Honor ... AND the Maid of Honor in a single night!
Thank you Sarah.
One wife beats all the others!
Who used to be one of the others but isn't anymore.
Happy Monday everybody!
I'm still thinking about the Golden Globes.
