That was Roy Swindelle's "Living on Tybee Time" number one again this week on the Brown Spot "Top Ten!
Broadcasting live from an illegally moored boat at "Criminal Creek", hiding out from the Storm Troopers on the Big Island, we want to thank our sponsors ...
Interplas Tybee's preferred choice for plastic bags ...
The Crowd Control Store America's largest supplier of orange traffic cones ...
Trojan Condoms protecting the island sand dunes ...
and of course Navigator Beer!
Our special guest is Micheal Elliott ... Minister ... Author ... noted public speaker ... and Tybee's top Has Been! You know who I'm talking about ... The Rev!
Thanks for coming Rev.
"To what?"
Funny as always isn't he folks! Micheal lets get right to it. Why are you still here?
"Who wants to leave Paradise? ... except in the winter ... it's too damn cold here in the winter ... well and on weekends in the summer when there's no place to park ... the Stop Signs of course ... you can't pee on the island without having to stop ... or when the Cops ..."
The Rev loves Paradise folks. Micheal, changing the subject ... Bar Church ... Why?
"Why not? Jesus was a wine drinker and nobody serves it during worship on Tybee except Bar Church ... I mean we don't serve it ... that's illegal and it give the Cops the opportunity to unleash it's special units SWAT Team ... the Methodist Church is still traumatized by their encounter ... I don't know if Jesus drinks beer or not ... the Bible doesn't say ... but there is some great home brew on the island that'd get him closer to Heaven pretty quickly."
What's your favorite thing to do on the island.
"Are you getting me? Have you seen Sarah?"
No, that's not what I mean ... for in-intimate fun ... is that a word? ... what's your favorite non-sexual thing to do on Tybee?
"Oh ... I don't know ... there's so much ... watch them put recycling in the garbage truck ... stand in line with my neighbors to get a permit ... pay a buck and get in the daily bet on how many tickets Parking Services will give out in the next hour ... OH ... and if Sean McNally and Tyler Marion are kayaking everybody stops whatever their doing to watch!"
Rev ... thank you so much for taking the time join us on Dicky Trotter's boat! Is there anything you'd like to add?
"About what?"
ALRIGHT FOLKS! Back to Roy Swindelle staying quiet during the Christy Allan Band's performance of their number hit on the mainland in Savannah ... "BANG! BANG!"
