Wondering

Getting my News on Facebook it seems most believe God is getting ready to kick some royal ass because things are really bad and He's pissed.

Scrolling down though I learn about "10 Actresses who got their start in Racy Films" which strikes me as much more interesting than Armageddon.

Hitting the down button I learn that apparently there is a movement to built little tiny houses that look really cool but makes me wonder how I would pace in the winter time.

The slide continues and Donald Trump is everywhere so I keep scrolling.

Thankfully I find my friend Guy Sayles. Guy used to be America's greatest Pastor but he quit. Now he writes a blog "From the Intersection" ( https://www.facebook.com/fromtheintersection?pnref=story) so I assume he's stuck in traffic and texting. He writes the best stuff and I'm a Groupie so I read it and feel better.

Next I find "The Stone Stairs of Death" and am thankful for "real News" in Savannah, Georgia where today's headline is "I just quit smoking ... So, if you thought I was an asshole before, you really haven't seen shit yet."

It makes me wonder if he's been hanging around the Armageddon people?

Next I find "15 Photos that keep me up at Night" so, of course, I have to look to see if they do.

They won't.

Then I see apparently things have happened at Subway, in South Carolina and Congress which are places I don't frequent so ... I don't care.

For some reason, the Census Bureau is conducting an online census in 2015 which is five years before they're supposed to do the next one which leaves me wondering why?

It's followed by "Frosty the Frozen Kitten" which makes absolutely no sense to me because the cat is obviously not frozen and eating pancakes this morning.

My friend Mitch Wesley still likes Dan Fogelberg posting one of his songs so I have to listen.

OOOPPPS ... there's Donald Trump again.

The News is getting boring so I wonder what my wife's doing and click over to her page.

Hmmmm.

I didn't know this but apparently when she leaves the house she parks her clean car somewhere nearby, climbs in an invisible jet and is Wonder Woman all day.

I can verify for her being Wonder Woman at night.

Then again I'm not really sure what she does at work anyway.