It's not an underwear kind of day

I'm late doing this today because of underwear.

It's not politically correct to say this or morally acceptable but it is best to be honest.

After a marvelous night out with my son Jeremy in Athens, Georgia listening to the Nitty Gritty Dirt Band, I had to drive home this morning.

Before I could do that I had to get dressed.

Getting dressed necessitates underwear sometimes.

Today was one of those days.

It sucks.

Typically if I have to wear clothes it's running shorts.

It's all you really need.

I prefer formal black running shorts but I understand some people like to  make fashion statements.

I don't have any problems it.

"Power to the people" is what I say.

On the other hand, Politicians and Southern Baptist like boxer shorts with strips or "Tidy Whities".

That's why they're so uptight.

The point is ... THANK GOD THAT'S OVER!

Jeremy and I had a blast and will do it again soon.

But putting on underwear in case you're pulled over by the cops or are in a wreck is just rotten!

I hope whatever you had to do today that was unpleasant is over and you've lost the laundry.

If you haven't ... well God bless.

I'm just going to be here blowing in the wind.