American Airlines and Delta Suck!

It's a crazy world but we live here.

I'd move if I knew where to go ... but I don't.

The Moon's not colonized yet ... Mars doesn't have a beach ... and no one's heard from that Comet since we landed on it.

I have a gazillion Airline Miles but can't use them because neither American Airlines or Delta Airlines ... say I have enough.

Honestly they say I have enough to get there ... but not back.

When I explain I want to take Sarah with me ... they laughed.

American Airlines demands we change our lives to accommodate their schedule and Delta only cares about the constant business traveler.

They're both crazy ... about profits.

I guess we're staying in the craziness of the world ... until we get enough miles to go somewhere else ... wherever that is.

We'd like to move to Belize.

I know it's still in the world but it seems far enough away ... plus we really liked it when we Honeymooned there.

We're tired of murders in Savannah ... the Island Police Department ... FOX News ... anybody elected to public office ... the way the Atlanta Falcons are playing ... Meteorologists ... Wall Street ... Pharmaceutical Companies ... Southern Baptists ...  Jerry Rainey ... parades on Tybee ... Miley Cyrus ... and the positions Missionaries take.

At the very least we'd like to visit Joey Finch and Billy Bray in Key West to check out their new place.

It looks nice ... and Bill's got this guitar that I want to steal when they're showing Sarah the view from the bedroom.

BUT ... American Airlines and Delta suck!

Which means we're stuck.

But we're determined!

And we love each other!

It's just a matter of time before we escape this crazy world.