Zombie Church

It's Sunday so many will heading out to Church.

I've been hanging around Churches most of my life but never heard about Zombie Church until recently.

Zombies are very popular in America these days!

There are Zombie Survivalist Books, movies, the "Walking Dead" television show and the United States has elected countless Zombies to elected office.

The other day Cassidy, Sarah's 7 year old, asks if I am a Zombie.

"I don't think so," I reply helping her with her breakfast.

"How do you know?" she persists.

"I don't suppose I do," I answer handing her yet another Cinnamon Roll.

In the meantime I'm going over the song list for Bar Church today.

"Do Zombies go to Church?"

"Of course they do," I assure her. "I've been to lots of Churches full of Zombies. The congregation shows up dead from Saturday night ... sit in the same pew ... mumble the same prayers and sleep through the sermons."

"How do you know they're Zombies?"

"Doesn't that sound like Zombie behavior to you?"

Finishing her Cinnamon Roll, Cassidy grins and asks, "You go play in my room with me?"

"Aw thanks honey," I explain. " can't. I've got to get ready for Church."