Buddy Calls

Apparently Buddy Carter is repeatedly calling everybody ... except me.

Buddy is a junior Congressman from South Georgia though already an accomplished career politician.

Actually Buddy and I grew up in the same neighborhood so we've known each other our entire lives ... which makes me curious that he's calling everybody else but not me.

I wonder if it's because I'm pretty liberal about ... oh ... most everything!

Buddy and evidently everyone he's calling are conservative.

It's easy to piss off conservatives because they're already angry about ... oh ... most everything!

I have to say though, it is hilarious watching them turn on one another.

Buddy makes a couple of calls ... he probably needs some advice ... perhaps to get a friend to bring him beer and cigarettes ... maybe a gun ... because God knows in Congress you can always use one!

The entire Republican base is outraged because Buddy is calling asking for something.

It's normally the other way around.

You're supposed to call the elected official and ask ... well ... unless it's election time then the rules of politics clearly state they can call you a thousand times a day asking for "money and vote" ... Chapter III: Article 7; Section 28-C of the "Politicians Handbook".

Regardless ... Republicans crack me up!

Honestly ... Democrats do too!

I have a fondness for "Libertarians" though ... "Libertarians" are Republicans who smoke Pot.

I think more Republicans should smoke Pot ... especially in Congress ... because God knows W.A.Y. too little happens there anyway ... so it'll be good to slow things down more.

I'm sure that's why Buddy's calling.