Forgiving Myself

John Cleese, the famous Monty Python comedian, recently said that in writing his autobiography, he was able to revisit the episodes of his past and forgive himself.

How do you forgive yourself?

"As you get older," he explains, "you look back and realize nothing matters anymore. You look back on those times when you sat there thinking 'Am I going to kill myself?' ... 'Why did she dump me?' ... or "I did a bad {thing}' ... and you realize none of it matters."

"You look back on it completely forgiving yourself and not taking all the pain and angst as yours."

Later he says, "I love my life because I just don't give a FU$K anymore ... I remember very clearly watching the American election results and Nixon was elected and I actually cried ... I cared that much at that point."

I found myself completely nodding in agreement as he says these things.

Maybe it's because I'm older too ... though I don't think of myself that way ... Hell, I play in a rock band again and combining it with Church! ... something I started attempting when I was in my teens!

Perhaps it's because I think John Cleese is both funny and insightful.

Certainly we agree politically.

"If someone asked me," he continues, "if you'd like to have dinner with David Cameron (The British Prime Minister), I would say 'No.' I'd like to stay home and play with my cats."

I completely get that!

I'd rather stay home with Sarah and the girls than have to endure politicians, famous people and most religious functions.

I'd prefer to talk to my kids on the phone.

Honestly, looking back, I did the best I could given where I was at then so I really don't think much about it.

I did the best I could.

I gave everything I had to give in those days.

Thank God they're over.

I am completely in love with the now!

And as crazy as a ride as it's been to get here, I'm completely in love with me too!

And I'm crazy as a loon about Sarah.

That's how you forgive yourself.

By loving yourself.

And then giving yourself away to someone who loves you back.

Heaven On Wheels

When Sarah's not home, Winston The Little Gay Dog, sleeps on the sofa.

When my wife is home, he sleeps cradled with her in the bed.

It's like he's ticked off that she's not here.

Goddess, our Golden Retriever with a  bit of Boarder Collie in her, remains the same ... sleeping in the bedroom doorway as though to protect us from whatever may come in the night.

The house is incredibly quiet.

Well except for the Beach Music I blast anyway but other than that ... I don't hear three little girls slamming doors, watching Netflix from bed or dropping plates while fixing breakfast.

Winston, TLGD, isn't head butting the bedroom door after being let outside to get back in bed with Sarah.

Gypsy, the formerly gender confused cat, doesn't shoot up and down the stairs to caress the girls then suddenly remember we're here too and rush back to show us love.

Even the happy sounds of the Beach Music sounds muted.

Plus it's raining.

Talk about a melancholy morning!

A few short years ago it was always like this.

It was just Goddess and me then and I blasted happy music to numb myself to the constant hurt, depression and loneness.

Then Sarah and I threw caution ... and most everything else ... to the wind, got married, doubled the number of children and it's HELL ON WHEELS ever since!

Actually HEAVEN ON WHEELS is a better description.

Heaven isn't perfect with it's slamming doors, constant Netflix, dropping plate and head butting dogs but ... I'm sure missing it today.

Happiness

The smell of mash fills the air as we drive pass
the Distillery.

Bourbon is aging and you can't mistake the aroma.

"My as well stop at this one too," Bill Berry, not the former drummer for REM but the other one, says jerking the car off Bardstown Road for "The Kentucky Bourbon Distillery."

We're on our way to a Spiritual Retreat at the Gethsemane Monastery where the famous Monk Thomas Merton had lived.

Gethsemane is a beautiful place but apparently Bill is no hurry to commune with the Holy Spirit opting for other Spirits.

Later in the Monastery Office we're giggling uncontrollably, falling all over one another and the Monk is delighted we are so happy to visit.

That's all I recall about that particular retreat.

"Ah good times," I tell Sarah. "Old stories."

I've got a lot of them.

She and I are creating new ones in Belize, Key West and on a boat when a naked, drunk Cowboy stole our towels and chairs.

My son Jeremy's in Kentucky visiting the same Distilleries Bill and I did all those years ago and that makes me happy.

Sarah and her girls are taking off for New York City today which is their old stomping grounds and they're excited and it makes me happy because it makes them happy.

I'm watching the home fort with Goddess, Winston The Little Gay Dog and Gypsy the formerly gender confused cat ... watching football today ... leading Bar Church tomorrow ... and working on work Monday ... and these things make me happy too!

I wish Sarah could have Scotty beam her back to bed with me every night while she's away.

And I do wish it was warmer.

Plus a winning Lottery ticket would make it all perfect.

But I suppose you can't everything.

I should just accept the happiness that I have now.

Long Time ... No Sea.

We live 5 blocks from the ocean ... 1 block from the Back River ... and 1/2 block from the Marsh.

It's pretty pathetic that its been weeks since my toes were in the sand ... several days since we watched the sun set over the Back River.

On a positive note, we see the Marsh most every day because if we fail to take a right or a left we're members of the choir of mussels living in the mud.

Island living isn't going to the Beach every day though for the life of me I don't understand why.

I capture moments of the beauty of this clump of sand ... topping the bridge over Lazaretto Creek with the views of docked Shrimp boats to my right and the open ocean pouring into the mouth of the Savannah river to the left always takes my breath away.

In defiance of the Tybee Cops I stay away from the Back Streets to ride down Butler Ave to catch glimpses of diamonds dancing on the water just around the big curve ... down Centre Street.

Leaving The Breakfast Club a full white moons hangs in a brilliant blue sky while the sun bubbles out of the Sea.

It's incredibly beautiful.

But ... we're incredibly busy ... so we miss the beauty a lot.

It's a funny thing about life.

You finally end up where you want to be ... only to miss a lot.

I've got to recalculate.

As much as I have to do ... and it's a lot ... my toes need some sand exfoliation.

I think Sarah should leave work "sick" so we can enjoy home.

We only have now ... we only have this ... we only have each other ... and it's a shame we don't stop dead in our tracks to enjoy what we've got.

One day it'll be gone.

Or we will.

Let's enjoy!

Shall we?

  

Can you call off Winter?

Every little things going fine until this blanket of clouds make their way from somewhere on the other side of the Sea.

Happily sitting on the Beloved Deck ... talking Spiritual things with the Palm Tree with the oyster eyes, Coconut bra and grass skirt ... watching Fran's thousand shades of green dance in the sunshine ... Goddess laying under my bare feet ... surrounded by blooming things.

When suddenly the Ocean Breeze kicks up.

"Well Hell," I say out loud, standing to watch a thin blanket of grey cotton clouds make its way towards me like foggy evil smoke in an old Frankenstein movie.

"Oh Come on," I say to God, "the Elections are over so it's already cold enough in the world!"

God doesn't respond as the clouds grow thicker.

'WELL," I yell at the sky, "Besides Sarah and I watched the Country Music Awards last night and ... aside from that girl who looks just like every other Country girl singer who did a killer version of "Gentle on My Mind" ... every other song sounded just alike and IT WAS PURE HELL!

God still doesn't say anything though Seagulls and birds squawk taking cover in the trees.

"ARE YOU SIDING WITH METEROLOGISTS?" I scream at the Lord frustrated that a perfectly good morning is being ruined.

Squirrels start gathering nuts in the back yard.

"FINE!" I angrily spit, turning my back on Heaven.

My phone buzzes and it's a Tweet from Kris Allred ... a Meteorologist who's daughter is BFF with Cassidy, Sarah's 7 year old ... letting me know "Warm today but turning cooler Friday and into the weekend. Just how cold will it be ..."

I hate Kris Allred ... though her kids are funny.

"NOT WINTER," I angrily yell at God who pulls back the blanket of clouds and sends me some sunshine.

"Alright," I say slumping back in my chair, "I forgive you. Can you call winter off though?"

The grey blanket of clouds cover the sun.

"Thanks," I mumble.

God doesn't say anything.

God's Laugh

I used to live and die "Elections" but could care less these days.

Instead of watching ... or really caring ... who won ... I was playing live music with friends and laughing a lot before going home to talk to little girls, cuddle with my wife and vaguely remember her guiding me from the sofa to our bed.

It's funny because I know how to do politics.

It's a game of stroking an elected officials ego while providing them a "Hero Opportunity" to make themselves look like a leader ... problem solver ... smart ... charismatic ... interesting ... re-electable ... and don't occasionally pee their pants like everybody else.

I've had the incredible fortune ... maybe it's misfortune ... to have met many.

Presidents Obama, Bush, Clinton and Carter ... Mitch McConnell, Harry Reid, Newt Gingrich, Andrew Cuomo and a gazillion others.

My favorite was Congressman Lindsay Thomas ... who like all sane people left politics to actually make a difference in the world ... though we drank beers on the beach together, telling jokes and helped one another out.

The rest are all the same.

There's really no difference.

What's exciting about politics is the game.

I won as much under Bush as I did Clinton!

They financed things differently but if you play the game right ... you end up getting what you want.

In my case I wanted money and policies to benefit the homeless, People with AIDS, the uninsured, the Elderly, addicts, whores and other normal people struggling to get by the ways they know how.

Today people I know won ... Mitch McConnell ... and people I know lost ... John Barrow.

There's little difference between them.

BUT ... the sky is an incredible deep blue today.

It's warm and nice on the Beloved Back Deck surrounded by purple and orange blooms, the sound of waves crashing in the distance and the pungent aroma of the Marsh.

I'm planning a nice romantic dinner for my wife.

Maybe a movie.

Maybe more!

It's a good day regardless of who's in charge.

Because I believe with everything in me that it's not whoever won or lost yesterday.

And I swear to God that it's God I hear laughing.

Backing Broken Promises

We should simply be honest and confess that, collectively ... as a Nation ... we have woefully screwed up every election since Abraham Lincoln.

Yeah, yeah, yeah ...

I know.

"WHAT ABOUT RONALD REGAN?" half of you yell.

"WHAT ABOUT BILL CLINTON?" the other half of you are yelling.

A lot of others scream out other names like Roosevelt ... Truman ... Bush ... and I'm sure there are few who still love Hubert Hoover.

Politics has become a spectator sport in the United States.

PULL FOR YOUR TEAM!

Nothing else matters.

That's okay on College Game Day but it's not especially good for anything else.

The sad fact of the matter is ... they're all the same.

They just want to be elected or re-elected.

They believe they're changing the world by taking perks and acting like royalty but it's on the back of managing the status quo ... which is the one talent they all share!

Yes ... I'm going to vote today.

I'm also cleaning the bathroom toilets.

I laugh at the irony.

Preaching Again

"He's not much of a preacher," were her words.

"I never claimed to be," is the honest response.

Yet here I am ... preaching ... again ... after I'd sworn it off ... yet again!

Decades ago, an inner city congregation of little old ladies lost their collective minds and "called" me to the ministry ... one had a butcher knife in her apron which makes it very hard to say "No."

I've had a love/hate relationship with preaching ever since.

On the one hand it's great!

For 20 minutes or so ... once a week ... I GET PAID to be the "Center of the Universe" and speak on God's behalf!

It makes me completely understand televangelists, politicians addicted to being elected and other Prostitutes.

On the other hand ... I'm standing there in front of people really wanting God ... and what they're getting is me.

Wounded ... wearing scars ... non-conforming ... multiply divorced ... often in trouble with organized religion ... a known sinner ... with long hair WAY BEYOND MY AGE GROUP ...

Let's be honest, my resume is not Preacher caliber material.

And I'm okay with that.

Then strange things happen ... and ... there I am "standing in the spotlight! Losing my religion," for anyone who wants to catch it ... or let it fly by.

I'm cool with it either way.

I do my best.

My Granddaddy Carver ... whom I passionately loved ... once said, "Mike, you are God's and he got mighty plans for you."

I wish Granddad were here right now because I'd really love to hear what he's got to say about my ministry, Bar Church and the things I'm doing now.

I've love for him to know Sarah.

"Before I formed you in the womb," I can hear my Granddaddy say to me ... quoting the Prophet Jeremiah ... who had his own issues with God ... once accusing the Lord of rape ... and who my son is named after ...

"Before I formed you in the womb," God says through my Granddaddy Carver who I passionately love to this day ... "I KNEW YOU."

"And before you were born I consecrated you appointing you a Prophet to the Nations," he says and kisses me on the head.

I can still feel his lips on my brow.

It's a terrible job!

Most Prophets didn't do too well in the end, getting killed or run out of town for the things they said on God's behalf.

Hell! In my case, I'm not even getting paid.

Yet here I am ... preaching again.

Given the choice I wouldn't do it at all.

There's not a lot of joy in it.

Except for the rumble in my stomach ... which is close to a womb for a boy ... when it's time to speak.

For my Granddaddy's lips on my forehead which I can feel to this day, wiping it repeatedly to be close to be him again.

And for this past Sunday when an old man cried with his hand on mine over things I'd said.

Zombie Church

It's Sunday so many will heading out to Church.

I've been hanging around Churches most of my life but never heard about Zombie Church until recently.

Zombies are very popular in America these days!

There are Zombie Survivalist Books, movies, the "Walking Dead" television show and the United States has elected countless Zombies to elected office.

The other day Cassidy, Sarah's 7 year old, asks if I am a Zombie.

"I don't think so," I reply helping her with her breakfast.

"How do you know?" she persists.

"I don't suppose I do," I answer handing her yet another Cinnamon Roll.

In the meantime I'm going over the song list for Bar Church today.

"Do Zombies go to Church?"

"Of course they do," I assure her. "I've been to lots of Churches full of Zombies. The congregation shows up dead from Saturday night ... sit in the same pew ... mumble the same prayers and sleep through the sermons."

"How do you know they're Zombies?"

"Doesn't that sound like Zombie behavior to you?"

Finishing her Cinnamon Roll, Cassidy grins and asks, "You go play in my room with me?"

"Aw thanks honey," I explain. " can't. I've got to get ready for Church."

My Island Girl

If you don't know ... my wife is from New York.

Sarah was actually born in Philadelphia but lived in Western ... not Upstate ... nor the City ... BUT ... New York for longer than she's lived anywhere.

Now she's an Island Girl.

She's got a great tan ... looks healthy and wholesome ... her long hair drapes her shoulders ... she's pierced ... tattooed in multiple places ... WAY MORE Pirate than I'll ever be ... and has a Beach Bum heart.

It's nice on Tybee Island this time of year ... for cold hearted people ... and our windows are open ... Gypsy, the formerly gender confused cat, loves to sit in the window sill looking out ... Winston The Little Gay Dog sits on the sofa staring out the window ... and Goddess snores in the floor ignoring everything.

When you live on an Island though ... you are surrounded by crazy people.

Everyone who lives on an island ... is either running to ... or from ... something.

So last night ... through the open windows ... Sarah and I are talking when we hear ... "He calls himself a Preacher but he's not much of one."

Well, I don't call myself a Preacher but ... we both knew she was talking about me.

"I'll be right back," I tell my lovely wife ... who's in mid-sentence and could make yellow snow out of me at that moment.

"Come on Goddess," I say meandering down the stairs and our dog jumps up running like a Flintstone to go outside with me.

Our neighbor ... the one who gardens in her underwear ... is mad at me ... because Winston TLGD barks at her from his spot on the sofa when she gardens in her underwear.

"You talking about me?" I say in my best New York accent.

Before she can respond ... my wife stands in the middle of the road ... looking like Clint Eastwood ... and butchers our neighbor in front of our other neighbors ... embarrassing Tommy Solomon and his crew.

Goddess yawns.

This is where the story gets interesting.

Sarah and I are having dinner when we hear someone downstairs.

She strolls down the stairs, retrieves a bag full of bathing suit tops and a note from our neighbor proclaiming, "I do not garden in my underwear."

Well ... what do you do?

Sarah took the bathing suit tops to Johnny O and Judy O's house in case we need witnesses in Court ... because I'm not Minister enough!

When my lovely wife returned she wrote a note, stuffed it back in the plastic bag full of bathing suit tops and told me to walk across the street and hang it on her mailbox.

Of course I did ... I love my wife.

Anyway the bag's still hanging there now.

Haven't seen the neighbor.

Sarah's at work.

Goddess is yawning.

It's just another day living on an island.

You can't make stuff up.

Making Believe

Allegedly Tybee Island recycles.

I don't believe it for a second because just yesterday I've watched both the recycling and the garbage dumped into the same truck.

But ... like lots of places ...Tybee likes to play "make believe" ... so we pretend recycling is real because it makes everybody feel better ... though we don't really do it.

Now I'm pretty religious about putting the plastics and paper into the recycling can and the garbage in the garbage can ... and I have no idea why.

It all goes to the same place.

I suppose it's a question about my religion.

Why do I "make believe" there is recycling when there's not?

Why do I "make believe" whatever Government says is true?

Why do I keep putting the plastics and paper in the recycling can and the garbage in the garbage can making believe it makes a difference?

Why do I make believe Republicans are different from Democrats when they're self serving politicians trying to get elected?

These things depress me so I stand on the Beloved Back Deck to watch God paint the sky with the rising sun and ... I'm drawn to the yard art.

A long time ago ... as I went though a really bad time in my life ... nothing was going right ... wrong was winning at every turn ... my Mom redid the yard while I hid from everything in St. Martin.

When I finally came home I loved what she'd done.

Then years passed and things changed ... the kids grew up and left ... Sarah came home ... bringing her girls ... we got married on the beach under a full moon ... our family grew ... everything changed.

A few weeks ago the magic Mom made with the yard art had been bleached white in the sun and was as lifeless as I'd was then.

I suggested Sarah's girls repaint them ... breath new life into what was ... and eventually ... because everything takes longer than it should ... one afternoon they did it.

This morning ... there's new wine in old wineskins ... resurrection has occurred ... the dead walk again ... and the happiness of it all makes me laugh.

It's not make believe.

As my Mother is fond of saying ... "It is what it is."

Sighs

It is pitch black with a thousand twinkling diamonds dancing across the sky.

There are no clouds.

There is no wind.

It is a Silent Night ... a Holy one.

My bare feet are propped on the railing of the Beloved Back Deck as I stare at the Heavens.

It's four o'clock in the morning.

Sarah's sound asleep in bed with Winston The Little Gay Dog curled up beside her.

Next door our neighbor has two televisions on though I can't hear them through her open windows and I can't tell if she's asleep in her bedroom or passed out on the Living Room sofa ... either way she's fighting loneliness.

A scratch on the door jerks my head to the side and there's Goddess ... as she always is ... ready to share whatever it is I'm shouldering.

I let her out and she sighs heavily while collapsing by my side.

My hand naturally drops from the deck chair so I can rub the golden fur quickly turning white as she ages.

Silent Nights ... Holy Nights ... are mostly restless Nights.

I can't sleep ... don't want to wake Sarah ... am really glad Goddess is giving me company ... especially thankful God painted such a nice sky.

Everything running around in my head starts with ... "Why"?

Obviously satisfied with the nighttime sky ... God's got nothing to say.

I sigh heavily and say the purest of prayers ... "Oh!" ... and my heart breaks a little because there are things I desperately want but just can't make happen.

Goddess jumps up and slams her butt into my arm.

"STOP," I tell her ... but she doesn't ... wagging her tail ... repeatedly hitting me until I stand in frustration.

She scratches the door to lead me back inside.

Panting ... Goddess hurries to our bedroom and lay on the side of the bed where's Sarah and Winston TLGD are sleeping.

So I crawl in bed, hugging my wife who slurs, "Come back to bed" while rolling over and Goddess sighs heavily again.

And somewhere outside, though the open windows, I swear I hear God sigh
too.

Born Again ... Again.

My all time favorite use of the words were by my grandfather The Rev. Ira Vernon Carver who was ordained when he was 60 and decided it was a good reason to learn Greek.

As the guest preacher at the First Baptist Church of Port Wentworth, Georgia he said, "I've got my B.A. degree! Do you?"

After church I asked, "Granddaddy, you never went to college. You don't have a Bachelor of Arts. Why'd you say that?"

Bursting into laughter, he hugged me tight and said, "I been Born Again."

I love that story.

And I sure loved my Granddaddy.

The truth is I don't think much about being born again because I'm too busy living life, loving Sarah, bemused by her daughters, trying to keep up with my kids, writing, practicing my guitar and Bar Church.

But the other night I realized that I really have been born again ... again.

Sarah and I took the girls to Johnny Harris' Restaurant for the Savannah Singer/Songwriter Series because we wanted to introduce them to the music of Jefferson Ross and Tom Cooler and new friends we hadn't met yet.

I was speaking to Thomas Oliver when I stopped in mid sentence to say, "I didn't come to see y'all. I CAME TO SEE HER!"

Rushing the plate down in front of the customer, she squeals with glee, yelling "REV MIKE!"

And we embrace and she excitedly looks at Sarah and the girls.

A long time ago ... in another life ... I helped start The Starfish Café ... a working restaurant and culinary arts training program for homeless people.

Mae was one of the students.

Many years later ... in this life ... she remembers ... and remains grateful ... giving me lots of love whenever she sees me ... delighting in the life I have now ... filling me with a strange mixture of gratefulness and pride.

Jefferson, Tom and the others were killing it and you could hear pins dropping as they opened their souls and sang their songs.

Sarah's girls loved it.

The room was full of joy.

As we were leaving Maddie, the 13 year old, snapped a photograph of Mae and me ... documenting that both of us survived the last life ... to enjoy this one.

Old friends

Hawkeye Pierce... Vinnie Barbarino ... Frank Furillo ... Andy Travis ... Mary Richards ... Archie Bunker ... well, I scheduled my week around them.

And I learned a lot from each.

My favorite television characters still bring me laughter and deep thoughts today.

I'm forever flipping channels because with only 1000 to choose from I can never figure out why nothings ever on.

BUT ...

M*A*S*H ... Welcome Back Kotter ... Hill Street Blues ... WKRP in Cincinnati ... Mary Tyler Moore ... All in the Family ... make me stop and toss the clicker away.

Instantly I'm transported to a family reunion ... surrounded by people I love ... telling old stories I've heard before but simply cannot resist to enjoy again ... and "Scotty beams me" somewhere and I'm "Lost in Space" for a while.

The same thing happens when I chance upon reruns of "The Ed Sullivan Show" ... "Woodstock" ... anything with a Beatle ... Martin Luther King, Jr. and Robert Kennedy.

Bugs Bunny remains the greatest cartoon ever!

I don't live in the past.

There's too much to enjoy these days but I do enjoy these things immensely.

When I can't find these old friends I'm left with lying politicians ... depressing news ... more depressing newscasters ... stupid sitcoms ... reality television ... Infomercials ... and things I could care less about.

Honestly ... aside from College football ... I don't watch a lot on television.

Sarah and I like to watch movies ... if I don't fall asleep.

But I do love the shows and the characters that helped make me ...me!

And I'll stop and watch them again every single time ... even though I already know what's going to happen.

"What'chu reading Frank?" Hawkeye asks collapsing into his cot in the Swamp.

"The Bible!" Lt. Frank Burns self righteously fires back.

"Oh I read that," Hawkeye replies. "The Devil did it."

God I love those shows and somehow they still move me.

That's the great thing about old friends.

Sunday Morning Tradition

I'm baking Cinnamon Rolls.

It's become a weekend tradition.

I don't eat them but Sarah's girls devour them!

They do all the things little girls do when Cinnamon Rolls are cooking ... fight to see who's licking the icing from the plastic container ... take a bite of uncooked dough ... rush to pick the rolls with the most icing.

I enjoy the show.

Things are backwards this morning.

Maddie, the 13 year old, is up first and we're quietly talking in the kitchen about boys who like her, the boys who like her butt, homework she needs to do and why Gypsy, the formerly gender confused cat, won't shut up.

He's meowing to the top of his tiny little lungs.

"Attack!" I say to Goddess pointing at the cat.

Goddess sighs heavily and goes back to sleep laying on the floor.

The oven beeps altering me it's finished pre-heating.

"Yay!" Maddie exclaims staring at her phone which is permanently in front of her face and ... it warms my heart that Cinnamon Rolls create such happiness.

The noise of Netflix rises from downstairs so I know Laurel, the 10 year old, is awake.

Surprisingly Cassidy, the 7 year old, is still asleep ... she's normally my morning companion.

Sarah, of course, is sound asleep with Winston The Little Gay Dog curled in a ball beside her.

The sun rises into the branches of the Palm Tree with the oyster eyes, coconut bra and grass skirt, flooding beams through the sliding glass doors into the kitchen.

It's much too bright for Maddie who wraps herself in a blanket and retreats to the dining room to wait for the Cinnamon Rolls to finish baking.

Smelling the rolls as I take them out of the oven Cassidy rushes into the kitchen like Kramer on Seinfeld still putting on her Monster High housecoat.

Even Goddess snickers at the site.

Laurel yells she'll be up soon.

Sarah and Winston TLGD sleep through the blessings beginning this day.

And I smile at the warm happiness that fills this house.

My Guitar's been born again!

When the chips are down ... things can't get much worse ... and you find it hard to even breath ... because you want to cry ... what do you do?

When this happened to me ... I started a band.

I didn't mean to start one.

I hadn't played my guitar in years.

My pinky couldn't do the things it used to do.

Here's what happened.

Old friends from college I hadn't seen in decades came down packing guitars and electric pianos colliding with new friends who had harmonicas and drums, Sarah brought her voice and it was so damn interesting even my kids showed up to watch.

Everyone turned the living room into a recording studio and we played ... and laughed.

Then God told Samuel Adams ... who used to have long hair and play damn good music on Tybee Island ... to tell us to play in Bar Church one Sunday morning.

So there we were ... my distant past mixed in a delightful gumbo with my best friends from now.

We didn't sound all that great (you can judge for yourself at https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5K_leyeJlM ) but damn it was fun!

And it was healing.

New purposes replaced old ones.

Fast forward to now and ... Sarah and I are most happily married ... Mitch still plays bass ... Dedra's been transformed into D-Luv ... Johnny O keeps the beat steady ... Gordo doesn't take us to church anymore ... but Sarah and I do ... and Samuel Adams is long gone.

There's lots of crazy happiness these days.

My pinky is doing things it hasn't done in years and my guitar's been born again.

Singing made everything better!

Today there's lots of music in our house ... Sarah's piano, Maddie's flute, Laurel's recorder, Cassidy's voice and my guitar.

Jeremy and Chelsea are forever introducing me to new music.

So ... if you find yourself with your chips down ... and things can't get much worse ... it's hard to breath ... you just want to cry ... and you don't know what to do.

Start a band!

Even if you're a solo artist!

Just sing and I promise ... every little thing's gonna be alright.

Goddess

Goddess has just been crazy affectionate for the past couple of days.

Starting before the sun's up she licks my hand hanging off the side of the bed.

Crawling out from under the covers our Golden Retriever with a bit of Boarder Collie follows me downstairs to the outdoor shower, plops on the porch and waits.

Upstairs in the dark, I dress while Goddess anticipates the treat she gets when I make my way for coffee at The Breakfast Club.

When I return she's so excited because it's time for more treats and to go outside that she practically dances across the floor.

Winston, The Little Gay Dog, stays in bed with Sarah.

I grab treats and throw them on the deck and Goddess happily rushes out.

Later Goddess lovingly watches as Sarah has coffee and throws her pieces of her breakfast and when my wife leaves for work Goddess blocks her way on the landing ... not wanting her to go at all.

In the afternoon, Goddess, Winston TLGD, and I sit outside waiting on Sarah's return and the dogs ears perk up the moment they sense her car turning down our street.

Winston TLGD rushes out to ride in with Sarah and though Goddess is equally excited she waits by me until the car door opens.

In the evening Winston TLGD snuggles with Sarah on the sofa and Goddess has taken to growling and slamming her body into mine demanding affection.

I give her all she wants.

She is special.

Why is it that dogs get to live such a short number of years but still die old?

Today when I woke, I started my routine and as Goddess followed me around I stopped, slid down on the kitchen floor and she laid her head in my lap.

We just sat there in the dark giving and taking love equally.

"Are you going to cry when Goddess dies?" Laurel, Sarah's 10 year old asks ... and I can't comprehend an answer.

I can't imagine life without her.

She's growing old fast ... her coat is white ... she slid down the stairs yesterday rushing out to wait on Sarah ... she can't do things she used to do.

"Hey," I softly say so as to not wake Sarah, sitting in the kitchen floor with Goddess' head in my lap, "Thank you. I love you. I don't know what I'm going to do without you."

She sighs heavily then reaches up to kiss my face.

Life without Friends isn't much

Today is lunch with the boys.

Weekly we gather, place bets on this week's football score to see who's paying for lunch next week and give each other lots of grief about most anything.

I hate when I have to miss it.

The tie binding us together is the Georgia Bulldogs and years ago in Athens, Georgia we all hung out before and after games.

Consequently we share numerous war stories of grand adventures after great victories and tragic defeats.

We enjoyed each other so much that a "committee" was formed which issued a decree that a weekly gathering during football season wasn't enough so we now meet throughout the year.

Years ago when I found myself "suddenly single" ... their term for what I was going through ... they made me go to Athens to celebrate the fact!

We had one Hell of a time!

And I love them for that ... and for a weekly gathering where we mostly laugh.

My son Jeremy is a member of "The Boys" attending whenever he's in town.

The boys love ... perhaps lust is more accurate ... my wife Sarah.

The point being I'm incredibly fortunate to be part of a collection of friends who all love each other.

You'd never know it observing us have lunch ... we give each other lots of shit ... but we've all been there for one another when the chips were down and that makes us strong.

Tonight Sarah and I are graced to have dinner with "The Carnival of Friends" and we're already excited because ... damn we have a good time when we're together!

Life without friends isn't much of a life.

Today's a day to celebrate people I love ... and people who love me.

It's a pretty good day!

The Best Way To Approach Every Day

One of the things about writing every day and "putting it out there" for the entire world to see is ... the entire world can always see.

Most are far too private to publically share feelings and fears, successes and failures, love and loss ... so they don't.

Instead, they post cute posters with deep sayings, funny videos, pictures of their kids, beautiful scenery and such.

Too many hide behind political rants, religious demagogy, popular causes and self righteous proclamations which is why Facebook has so much crap on it.

If you've ever played "Hide-and-Seek" it takes a lot of energy, intense concentration and waiting in solitude to hide.

It's far too much work as far as I'm concerned.

"I'm pretty transparent," I say to a person interviewing me for a job. "Just Google me."

"We like that!" he said.

Except they didn't.

I wasn't hired.

It's alright.

I'd rather be authentic.

Most rise every day to take up the cause ... fight for the candidate ... find something to believe in ... search for something to enjoy ... bide their time ... and just make it through the day.

I get up and ... after tending to myself a little bit and to Sarah a lot ... share me with whoever happens to be interested.

It's a lot like praying.

I think about the things bubbling to the top of who I am ... celebrate them ... write them out ... and share them.

It's different from meditation where you go through the same steps except ... you keep them.

There's no great story or insight today ... no funny fiction or poking fun at things taking themselves WAY too serious ... just me sharing who I am, where I'm at and why.

I think it's the best way to approach every day.

There's way too much hiding going on in the world.

So I'll show you me.

You show me you.

Do the things you have to do

Arriving in hordes, casually dressed business men attack the Hyatt's high end Breakfast Room, talking as they arrive ... as they grab Quiche, biscuits piled high with cholesterol, Oatmeal and bananas ... and as they eat.

They laugh too ... about last night ... today's meetings ... yesterday's screw ups ...who's heading where next ... and making plans for when they're all together again.

A few women are with them, doing their best to "man up" and out hearty the men.

Collectively they leave in a rush and the hotel staff appear like Tasmania Devil's whisking away plates, coffee cups and spills.

Within minutes the Golfers appear wearing custom made "Titleist" wear, in no less of a hurry but their laughter's a bit more sincere.

Lugging their golf bags, they also leave in a rush, climbing in vans to be taken to the "Heavens on the Greens."

Sipping coffee alone at a table in the corner, I watch,  amused with the man who drinks 3 glasses of tomato juice followed by an orange juice ... the woman who puts one thing on her plate, clicks her heals to the table, eats, returns for one more item, clicks her heals, eats and makes 7 trips for a very progressive breakfast ... the talkers who speak without ceasing and their listeners wishing they were somewhere else.

Mothers with children arrive making messes as loud commands of "STOP DOING THAT!" and "EAT!" dominate the conversations.

I haven't been on the road for a while so I'm enjoying it all.

Two men stroll passed and nod recognizing me because we had dinner in the same restaurant last night and the protocol is I nod too.

Meandering up to my room, it's time to hurry up and wait.

Staring out of the 6th floor window, I survey downtown Lakeland, Florida and wonder what life is like here.

The phone buzzes with emails and phone calls so I pull a chair to the window, prop my bare feet on it as though it were a Beloved Back Deck and respond to each.

I sigh when I finish.

A long day's begun.

If everything goes right, the meeting will be great, the drive home will be safe, Sarah greets me with sandy kisses and we celebrate the gift of yet more time together.

It's true that you have to do the things you have to do to do the things you want to do.

That's what I'm doing today.

You?