Captivating award winning author and nationally acclaimed speaker who is managing to remain a beach bum at heart.
Tuesday, November 22, 2022
The Gospel of Note Making.
Saturday, November 12, 2022
We're up!
Wednesday, November 9, 2022
Shrooms
I ran into a fellow graduate of the YMCA's LIVESTRONG.COM program designed to coach and teach cancer survivors to leave healthier lives.
Unfortunately I can only remember the kind of cancer she has and not her name.
I can recall every type of cancer the 13 people in the class had but not a single name.
She has thyroid cancer.
She says because I was in the class with her, she now does pot, takes mushrooms, works out every day and remembers why she goes in the kitchen.
"No way," I grin.
"Micheal, if you take shrooms you'll remember why you're in the kitchen too."
"Really?"
"Trust me," she laughs walking away, "it'll make Sarah so happy.
Friday, November 4, 2022
Miss you
"I miss you," she says leaning back from our dinner plate
Her words hover in the air as I realize I've reached the tipping point and am too tired to simply sit.
I see the disappointment, hurt and loss in my wife's eyes as she steadies herself to finish the night alone.
"Sit on the sofa," she softly says now having to do the work of two, robbing any leisure from her evening.
Stumbling to the sofa I collapse beside our 6 year old daughter who lays her head on my shoulder.
"You okay Da?" she softly asks while continuing to decorate a castle on her IPad.
"Yep," I answer with as much energy as I can muster.
My body feels as I'm laying in a tub of wet cement.
I'm so cold.
"Do you want to help put Che to bed?" Sarah loveningly asks, waking me, sleeping alone, "or do you need me to do it?"
I sleepwalk through the motions until I comprehend something's not right.
Che's hugging me tightly, one arm continuously rubbing my back, as she sits on her knees still in bed.
Every night she leaps from her bed into my arms and we laugh until I can't hold her anymore, then I tuck her in and kiss her goodnight.
Not tonight.
She knows things are wrong.
Sarah's already prepared the bed for me to collapse into which I immediately do.
"Did you feel me hold your hand?" she'd asked earlier in the day. "Last night in bed?"
I don't remember.
"You squeezed back," she says with moist eyes and a crack in her voice.
I can feel the memory of her hand in mine but am not sure if it was last night or is now.
I'm so cold.
Sarah covers me with blankets and I dream she kisses me on the forehead.
Wednesday, October 26, 2022
Fun and games with cancer
It's not all fun and games having cancer!
Sometimes it is fun though, if it works out and things go to plan.
I played the cancer card with Angie, my sister, who's staying with Mom.
They asked if they could stop by during Che's birthday party.
Sarah's throwing the biggest and best party with Krispy Kreme doughnuts instead of cake because Che likes them more, a dozen or so kids play games as their Moms gossip or intensely stare at their phones.
It's pretty idyllic.
Here's the problem.
I don't have any beer.
Sensing an opportunity, I text Mom that Angie can come and I really need beer.
She can't turn me down because I'm sick but feeling good enough to want something.
Only the most calloused of sisters would refuse their sick older brother!
So Mom and Angie pick up beer on the way to the party.
Arriving, Angie hands me a 6 pack while simultaneously grabbing one.
"I don't drink beer!" she says taking a slug, "but it's hot."
"I didn't know there was beer!" the visiting Mom of Che's oldest "bestie" exclaims grabbing another.
"Can I have one?" Cassidy asks taking her second swig from yet another.
I'm left holding a 3 pack.
The party's a tremendous success as the kids have the time of their lives as my wife impersonates an activities director on a Royal Caribbean Cruise Ship, keeping everyone happily rushing to the end.
When I open the fridge to get a beer, there's one left.
"Well this didn't go according to plan at all," I sigh.
But, it was the greatest day anyway.
I got to see Mom and Angie.
Sarah continues to deliver wonders!
And while Che didn't want to talk about her party at school during share time, her classmates certainly did!
"It was the best birthday ever," our six year old satisfyingly smiles pulling up the covers.
"Damn life is good," I say during prayers later.
"Thanks for this," I whisper aloud when I stroll outside one last time before going to bed too.
Thursday, October 20, 2022
Sticking with the plan
Nothing gives you more determination than love.
Whenever Che's around, Sarah and I are very serious about not missing any of the joy she brings, regardless of how we're feeling.
Our lives revolve around a monthly chemical injection, ever changing side effects, the never ending fight through the depressive thoughts cancer demands, marshalling energy to focus on accomplishing what's started without abandoning it or trying to say words that actually convey what's intended.
Actually that's just what I deal with.
Sarah also works full time helping people living with chronic disabilities, is a full-time Nursing student, my full-time care-giver, mother of four girls, grandmother of five more, works out to stay stunningly beautiful, picks up part-time gigs to make more money when she can and brushes our dog Lainey's hair every afternoon.
She's a Wonder of a Woman!
Anyway, we're often exhausted, though more often than I care to admit I can hardly manage blinking both eyelids at the same time while Sarah's mastered the art of dance without sleeping.
Plus she makes the best damn plans!
Every single day she formulates sound strategies of the easiest way to accomplish the very most and every single day by mid-morning it's all been blown to Hell!
Maddie needs this or Cass has to go there or we've just learned where Laurel is or Che erupts with LIFE or a patient has the audacity to need her immediately!
Whatever it is, it costs lots of money and we've reached the point of stretching a dozen eggs over a month because they cost 5-Freaking-Bucks-a-carton!
So this morning I'm on the sofa trying to figure out if I just smoked Weed or do I need to hurry when Che calls, "DA" in the darkness and Cassidy is shockingly completely dressed and ready for school far ahead of Sarah's daily scheduled leave time.
"Can you take me now?" Cass sighs.
I'm pretty sure I took my Medicine right before Che called but I'm sure.
"Da, I hope Levi's at school today," Che coos as I lay her on the sofa, reminding me that she's settled on a boyfriend from a very crowded field and he was absent the day before.
I tell myself I better smoke again just to make sure I did.
Ignoring Cass, I pass Sarah searching for the right shirt as I retrieve my medicine in our bedroom.
"Cass wants me to take her now," I say.
Grabbing another lovely "earth tone" Sarah stands and says, "I'll be ready in a minute" knowing full well she's right on schedule and Cass isn't.
Feeling as though I've forgotten something, I check on Che who can't decide what she wants for breakfast.
Cass rolls her eyes impatiently.
I wonder if I've smoked yet?
Sarah gracefully dances into the kitchen telling Cass to go to the car while kissing Che, explaining she's taking her sister to school and will be right back before gulping Orange Juice as she walks out.
Che and I sit in silence.
I think I should use this quiet moment to head out back and take my Medicine.
"I'll get dressed Da," Che says, leaving but returning in a seeming nanosecond with our dog because she's decided it's time to teach Lainey to sit.
Grabbing my phone, I record what I'm seeing and send it to Sarah, the girls and my Mom.
Che explodes with laughter, leaping across the floor and diving into my chest for hugs.
Cuddled on the sofa watching TikTok she asks, "When's Mom gonna be home?"
"Soon, I assure her.
She nods and grabs hold of my hand while her head rests on my chest and resumes scrolling.
It's idyllic.
"Che."
"Wha' Da?"
"Did I take my Medicine?"
She shrugs her shoulders.
Thursday, October 13, 2022
Shopping Incognito
Went shopping incognito with Sarah and we had the best time ever!
Well, after the initial shock of how much everything cost!
As soon as we'd entered the Produce Section, we're accosted by a stranger claiming to have designed the cannabis healthcare T-shirt I'm wearing.
We just want tomatoes.
When he mercifully finishes, Sarah drops her shades back over her eyes and leads me to the $2.99/bottle Wine sale!
My wife's a genius battling inflation and keeping things stable at our house in this out of order world.
"You have a $7 beer budget," she laughs.
Immediately I spy Kroger's incredible sale of institutional barrels of "Foster's" from Australia, $2 each so I grab 4.
Sarah leads us through various aisles to find the deals, nodding at the others shopping incognito (a surprising large number) and cracking jokes with a lady sweeping up in front of 1/2 gallons of Orange Juice for $1.29.
"It's great with Rum!" the lady sweeping loudly suggest when Sarah picks up a carton of Fruit Punch.
Checking out, by the time I get the Kroger card, Sarah's already punched in her phone number and the cashier is giving me a look of both disbelief and compassion.
"Don't go giving me the eye," I say.
She laughs.
"Oh we're $7 over budget!" Sarah tells her so she resumes giving me the stinky eye.
"Oh please," I giggle.
"I had to seriously think about if I was going to bring him or not," Sarah laughs with the cashier and bagger.
I have to say right now how grateful I am that she did because this is the most fun we've had in a long time.
Friday, September 30, 2022
My View of things
I spend a lot of time pulling up the rear.
Most of the time I'm seeing Lainey's dog butt dragging me through woods and across fields which Sarah calls exercise, meaning I'm out of the house, her way for a few minutes and in the sunshine I adore.
As an outdoor guy, I don't mind the amount of time I spend behind a dogs butt because Lainey's a care-giver too, guiding me here, pulling me there and making sure I don't get close enough to bite anybody.
Wednesday, September 21, 2022
The Darkness surrounding the Light
These are discouraging days.
When you're discouraged we're encouraged to take the long view of things and gain perspective.
Well.
Here's what's got me perplexed.
People who have "Whipple" surgery come through it changed, which makes sense given the numerous original body parts cut out, others left refitted for immediate use with one-third of my organs gone so I am certainly not the same.
If that's not enough, every 28 days a shot costing $27,000 is injected directly into my ass, and it's full of hormones that wage war with logical thinking!
The problem is I think I'm the same as I was before and, while it's plain as rain to others I'm not.
I still see myself as the jovial carefree lover I've always been and, in my head anyway, I'm as happily content as I've ever been!
That's my version of reality and I freely admit the use of all natural ingredients to treat my Cancer and this certainly is a contributing factor to how I see things but, truth is, I am consumed by unintentional, irrational emotions and act mean.
It's difficult to understand these things when I spend all of my time being Jovial, carefree and full of love!
This is where the battle between the darkness and light commences.
Depression comes easy for those of us fighting cancer.
And those giving up their lives to be our caregivers.
Sarah and I have a plan we've stuck to since the very beginning.
Treat me like always.
We deal with Cancer when we have to and the rest of the time pretending it's not part of every day.
When there's an issue with that, I smoke Pot.
So far, this approach works pretty good!
Woo but fighting the darkness is a whole other matter and, while Pot certainly takes the edge off, it doesn't stop the constant onslaught of dark thoughts making a pattern for depression to consume the life out of us before I even die.
At least now, I'm lucid enough to be aware of these things because Sarah loves me enough to give it all away and care for me, by being strategic when to point out my unintentional irrational emotions and when to let them slide.
Eventually, through lots of hard, hard work on both of our parts, I am aware now of the darkness that's grows and it's discouraging.
Che breezes home from the "best day ever!" at Kindergarten and as she snacks playing games, I review her papers and find this picture.
The back story is Che attends Gymnastics at the YMCA and excels at everything except flipping on the rings.
It's her darkness right now, frustrating her in class, leaving her unsure about herself even continuing.
So it's with great surprise that while at school, on the day she has Gymnastics, our 5 year old Love Child is getting herself mentally prepared in advance, hours before she's to attend.
"I can't flip yet but I will!" she visualizes.
Then she draws it so she can feel it, touch the lightness of flipping through the air, breaking the rules of gravity and aerodynamics, so she can fly!
Well Hell, if our little girl can face her worse fears, Sarah and I will too.
"You can't have light without a dark to stick it in," we used to say in a Church in a bar because we know all about darkness and out of her own struggles, Che lights a candle we need right now.
I'm in awe of her and appreciate her gift of determination.
I can't keep doing this, I sometimes tell myself.
But I will!
"I believe, Lord help my unbelief," but I think our Love Child's got this!
Sarah puts the picture on the fridge where it casts off a soft, warm light in the darkness that surrounds us.
Wednesday, September 14, 2022
Original Bar Hymnal for Sale!
Designed by the Holy Spirit, the original inspired by God "Dollar Tree" notebook was baptized in stale beer as foretold in the prophet Isaiah (56:12) and was commanded to be made by God at The Wind Rose Cafe, later made incarnate at Benny's Tybee Tavern where it was blessed for years before being excommunicated and left abandoned. It was raised by faithful drunkards in the tradition of Moses (Genesis 9:1) and carried across the street to the PROMISED LAND at The Sand Bar where the faithful still gather at 10nish Island Standard Time.
The original Bar Church Hymn Book (Vol 1. No 1.) was lost after one of the Hurricanes hit the island or one of the members stole it but felt bad and threw it in our yard.
Neither Sarah nor I have any use for it but it's in great condition to hold really bad songs like "The Pusher", "Always look on the bright side of life", and the Nursing Home favorite "If I had a boat."
Surely God still has a use for it and needs you to step up and buy it now for the Glory of independent Bar Churches of the World!
Best Offer (as inspired by God)!
Monday, September 12, 2022
Homeschooling by Dad
Thank God for a Weed Fairy who conducts emergency humanitarian drops!
A little later, feeling better, I lay on the sofa beside Che who's been sick all weekend so she's home with me while Sarah's at a work meeting in town.
"Can I have chocolate milk Da," she asks.
Gliding to the fridge, I admire Che's art, funky magnets, colorful letters and numbers because we adorn the door.
I've not been quite with it this morning and my thoughts suddenly focus on things Sarah pointed out before she left.
Pausing, Scotty beams me up and, I'm in another Universe thinking about my wife's words.
Absentmindedly, I reach for letters and spell "Mom" and then "Che."
Scotty beams me down.
"Hey Che look!"
She hurries over, laughs and says to show Mom.
I snap a picture and send it to Sarah.
"Wait!" our 5 1/2 year old commands, "Where you?"
I laugh and tickle her until we hug.
"You so sweet! there's only one "d" so we can't spell 'Dad'."
She heads back to the living room as I make the chocolate milk.
"Hey Dad," she says the whole word without looping off the final "d" so it's serious.
Holding her hand up she shows me the "d" she cut out.
"Look," she says grinning.
I look.
I laugh.
I cry.
I love.
I, along with Che, wait for Sarah to get home.
Friday, September 9, 2022
When a kid says "Take it easy!"
We're so tried, collapsed on the sofas, because it's all too much! The Cancer, navigating American Health, raising daughters in todays world, the post pandemic work environment and how much everything costs!
It's just so exhausting!
We are beyond tired.
Five year old Che strolls out dressed as me.
Sarah and I stop complaining and look at our daughter who proceeds to do a really good impersonation too!
Laughter explodes.
Just as we capture our breath, Che returns dressed exactly as her Mom and does another spot on impersonation.
Again we erupt in laughter.
It's so funny what gets you through the hard times.
An old Bible verse bubbles through the cloudy fog swirling in my head. Something about Lions and Leopards lying down together with wolfs, cows and Lord knows what else because a kid told them too.
I wonder how long they laid there before they all got up in their own time and went their own way.
Monday, September 5, 2022
Broken but still functions
"Take them," my Grandmother sadly smiles shoving them across the table.
I don't recall if it was at that moment or not that I actually did take them. I may have though they were full of salt and pepper at the time so I doubt it. There's a nagging recollection of my Aunt Bootsie or Mom handing them to me after Grandma died.
Regardless, all these years later, a tangible memento of the crazy love I still have for Ira and Edith Carver, remains mine.
Che dropped the salt shaker a few weeks ago and now it leans like the Tower of Pisa.
"Broken but still functioning," I pronounce when she does it, "just like me."
Our Love child stares at me for a moment and two huge moon eyes filled with blue oceans melts my heart before she turns them back to "Toca World" on her IPad.
I've loved these simple connections to an important part of who I am and how much I adored my grandparents!
The girls have used the cafe style shakers for years without giving them any thought as did the older kids before them.
Sarah knows they're precious to me.
Mom knows I have them and she can't quite recall exactly how I actually got them either.
"She just gave them to you one day," Mom explains. 'She knew you loved them."
It's true I do.
Decades ago they rested on top of a black and white, cloth, checkered tablecloth at a two seat kitchen table where there was always coffee.
It's still the "homiest" Norman Rockwell feeling I can conjure and sometimes, I feel the memory of it again holding these relics to the past.
Ira and Edith believed the Bible with everything in them, especially the part about "being fruitful and multiplying." Lord knows they were good at it and there's a gazillion Carver's in the world so they'll always be a home for them somewhere.
Edith and Ira still love me because sometimes I feel them as real as if I were sitting at the little kitchen table having endless cups of coffee kept heated on the gas stove.
I don't know why I feel this way sometimes.
Or when or how but sometimes, I get so caught up in it, moments suddenly seem like years and though I'm sitting at our dining room table, I'm really somewhere else, some other Universe, a different time and space.
"It's a tiny glimpse into what's coming next," I can hear my recently deceased favorite author Frederick Buechner saying, though he didn't.
Who knows?
I don't.
But it's a nice thought.
And I can't remember what I said to Grandma that day when she told me to take them.
Her passing is so fuzzy to me because I was so busy then.
So if I didn't say thank you, I'm doing it now Grandma.
Thank you for loaning them to me.
Tuesday, August 23, 2022
The "You're Alive?" Club
I'm also happy as Lainey drags me across the Islands YMCA parking lot.
Completely enthralled by the rapture of 5 guitars simultaneously playing separate yet perfectly complimentary solos as Bill Callahan extolls the virtues of "Sycamores" is streaming in my ears and in my periphery, I spy a fast moving green Chevrolet Impala.
Lainey drags me across the medium to another packed lot.
The Impala speeds up and somewhere through my ear buds I think I hear my name.
Squealing car tires demand my attention and I see a little old lady behind the wheel screaming my name, "MICHEAL!" as the Impala grinds to a halt beside me.
"YOU'RE ALIVE!" Nancy screams.
"YOU'RE ALIVE!" I scream back.
Reaching out of her car window as I lean in we awkwardly hug in celebration as the Impala idles.
"You look good," she says once back inside and behind the wheel.
Rolling my eyes, she laughs.
"Last time I saw you, you looked like warmed over death on a stale bun."
"I know," she laughs. "You know what?"
"What?"
"I just decided I can't control the way I look. You know? I just roll with whatever it is and try to laugh."
"I have to say Nancy, it's working for you. You look great!"
She rolls her eyes and I laugh.
We met earlier this year in the Y's "Live Strong" program for cancer survivors and managed to graduate.
This is the first time I've seen any of my fellow cancer buddies since.
"A new "Live Strong" class starts today and there's only two signed up. You wanna keep surviving and crash it?"
I laugh.
"Seriously, I'm gonna plan a reunion," she says, holding my hand for the briefest of seconds yet conveying an entire lifetime of understanding and solidarity.
"I'm in!" I happily exclaim.
Our eyes meet and we watch salt water well over a set of blue eyes and another of set of brown, the seconds crashing to a halt, suddenly seeming like a thousand years.
"Take care Micheal," she says kissing my hand.
"You too Nancy."
The Impala peels away spraying gravel so Lainey jerks me quickly to the safety of the walking path, leading me towards home.
On the way, I wish every greeting in life was as full of excitement, enthusiasm, anticipation and surprise as it is when you're shocked to find someone you like is still alive!
I wonder why every greeting isn't like this one; two people shocked to have another moment together when, odds really are against it, yet HERE WE ARE!
What else is there to ask for?
Wednesday, August 17, 2022
Finding the joys of Cancer
I lost 2 whole days last week!
This is what it looks like.
Freezing cold, I crawl under a blanket, look at Sarah sitting across from me, tell her I'm going to rest for a minute and immediately fall asleep.
Two days later I wake up!
"DA's UP!" Che matter-of-factly screams, diving in my lap, ready to finally play with her old man as Sarah breaths sighs of relief.
Later I walk outside to visit with Johnny O who stops by only to see me sweating profusely in 90 degree weather, shivering and barely able to stand.
"You should lay down," he advises saying "Hello" and Goodbye at the same time, waving as he climbs back in his car.
Stumbling in, Che's waiting on the sofa with blankets, playing "TOCA World" on her I-pad and, as I collapse beside her, she covers me without taking her eye off the screen.
"Are you gonna be able to walk her to school with us?" Sarah asks after gliding into the kitchen to fix Che's lunch for Kindergarten.
I rally and we walk together holding hands as everything's normal.
Home again, Sarah makes certain I'm okay before diving into the mountains of work, responsibility, navigating American Heath Care for me and being mother to four daughters.
On good days, I sit on the sofa and take inventory to see what I'm actually capable of doing.
Our Dalmatian, Lainey lays her head in my lap, wags her tail furiously and stares at me with sad, brown cow eyes.
She wants to take me for a walk.
Desperate to get outside, I want to happily let her drag me along behind her.
I smoke some medicine before harnessing her up and opening the door as Sarah yells between conversations for me to call her if I collapse on the walk.
Somehow Lainey knows how far I'm capable of making it, drags me to the closest bench, where I sit, catch my breath, ache all over, either sweat or freeze and try to focus on the music streaming in my ears.
My phone buzzes, flashing the name "Jeremy'.
Staring at his name unleashes an ocean of emotions and memories and it takes every bit of energy I have to weakly say, "Hey Son."
"Hey Pop," he says and I can hear him sizing up how I sound.
There's a quick burst of words because Sarah and I've been thinking about our daughter-in-law Terenca so I ask before I run out of energy.
He catches me up, I run out of energy and the conversation peters out.
Sensing this, Lainey jerks me off the bench and drags me home.
Sarah has the door to our bedroom/her office closed indicating she's on Zoom calls so, I use the moment to have some more medicine, turning up the music streaming in my ears and falling in the back yard hammock.
Physically I believe I'm doing pretty good for everything my body's been through the past two years, focusing intensely on the things I'm still capable of doing and forgetting about things I can't do anymore.
I'm okay with that.
It just means that like everyone else I'm getting old.
It's the mental side of living with cancer that's so damn hard!
It's not a flesh and blood struggle I'm fighting but dark powers, corrupt principalities in my head, an emptiness grows for no reason and reminders of the world's wicked ways that seem to constantly overwhelm spiritual promises I've believed in my entire life!
That's as close as I can get to describing the mental side of cancer.
It's pretty brutal!
So I don't think about it.
Sarah doesn't focus on it too much either.
It's too much.
Instead, to the best of my ability, I only focus on happy or joyous things, either real or imagined, and believe me when I say it helps tremendously to have a 5 year old daughter!
The hard part is willing myself to remain focused on the joys in front of me while all the dark thoughts poke sinister scenarios of meaningless.
I remind myself "THIS IS IT!"
It's more about living than staying alive.
"Honey you want to go to Sam's Club with me?" Sarah sings across the yard and I climb from the security of my hammock to join my wife for "Date Day."
It could be my last chance!
Who knows!
We have the best time and run into Cheryl in the Wine Aisle, so we share tidings of great joy with warm hugs celebrating our surviving so far!
So far, so good!
Saturday, July 23, 2022
Final Wishes
Wednesday, July 20, 2022
Checkin' In
"How ya doing?" he asks, peering from underneath an old ball cap with bloodshot eyes.
"I was afraid ..." and his voice trails off as he wipes sweat from his face with an old pink hand towel.
"Nope," I interrupt, "Still not dead yet!"
And he crumbles a little bit and I think he's going to cry.
"Good," he says hugging me and he makes his way down the path.
I have no idea who he is.
For exercise, most mornings Lainey drags me for a walk along the nature trail behind the YMCA where we pass our friend.
Over the past couple of years we've moved from stealing glances to nodding to speaking to brief exchanges of "How ya doing?"
One day I told him and it changed our relationship.
He now cares.
I have no idea why.
Shuffling away in silence I swear he's wiping tears with the pink towel, leaving me standing alone with Lainey who's licking herself.
"I'm doing okay," I say out loud.
Lainey keeps licking, paying no attention.
Sarah and I are holding things together though we have absolutely no idea how.
Her days resemble a pin ball hit by the flipper and randomly knocked from buzzer to bell before disappearing down a black hole she works herself out of while mine revolve around self-medication.
Lainey jerks me down the path towards home where Sarah's waiting to leave for patient visits.
Her life has been completely taken over caring for me as her pinball day's further behind because my walk's taking so long.
She leaves for work.
"Let's hang out," I say cuddling up with Che on the sofa.
"It's a big day," I tell her, "the Weed Fairy's coming."
While Che busies herself, I'm distracted by a gnawing sense that time is running out.
Sarah's making lots of plans for our future and I love her excitement when she's talking about it.
I live life in 12 hour increments, trying to completely focus on finding joy in the moments with Sarah, Che, Cass and whatever comes my way in real time.
Sarah often says I'm not completely here which I take as her understanding I'm distracted when, in fact, she's convinced I'm losing it.
I meander into the back yard and focus on picking weeds.
I'm listening to good music.
I'm high.
Che grins at me as she sits on the sofa watching "A for Adley" on YouTube.
Standing to join her, I clap my hands to shake off the dirt and my wedding ring flies across the yard.
"Dammit!" I curse because that's never happened before.
Retrieving my precious ring as quickly as Gollum possibly could, I place it back on my finger before rushing back to Che on the sofa.
Saturday, July 2, 2022
The Best News of his day
"Look," Sarah grins, sitting beside me in the Mayo Clinic waiting room with a bell we've never heard rung, "most everyone's wearing flip-flops and tee shirts.
I am in a funk and don't really hear my wife who's trying her best to pull me out of it.
I don't want another damn Chemo shot!
They keep me alive by making me sick.
I'm pretty sick of being sick.
Sarah's exhausted caregiving without ceasing.
Our life revolves around a shot every 28 days which is the only firm thing written in stone on Sarah's meticulously maintained calendar.
Truth is we live life one unanticipated minute at a time.
We make lots of plans that entertain us but are too busy dealing with the life we have before it disappears to actually carry out most of them though, God knows, Sarah tries.
Minutes can disappear at any minute and we're keenly aware of it, desperately finding joy where we can, focusing on not waiting for a later that may not come.
For months now I've poked fun at my monthly pain in the ass, literally, by dressing down for my Chemo shot while everyone else dresses up!
It's all about attitude, isn't that what they say?
Today I can't muster up attitude and Sarah's trying to drag me out of it.
Eventually she does, as only she can, but it was several days later.
Now I'm already wondering what to wear next time because I am not going to miss Sarah trying to be funny again!
It's hard pulling off finding or making fun during the best of circumstances and I'm determined to live for the joy surrounding me and celebrate it in real time.
There is no other time.
"How about this?" I ask, wearing a t-shirt instructing us to choose, "Stage left" with an arrow pointing in one direction over an opposite line offering "Stage right."
She rolls the most beautiful eyes between crow's feet I've watched form and deepen because of me.
Back at Mayo, no one notices my shirt because we're rushing around cramming 2 days worth of appointments into 1 culminating with the Doctor who tells us how I'm doing.
"The good news is the cancer's stopped growing. The bad news is a side effect of your shot is you now have diabetes. This cannot be fixed by diet and exercise but we can give you a daily pill to take, which of course may cause other side effects.”
Sarah dissects our Oncologist with questions like a scalpel slicing skin.
We further learn my white blood cells are exploding in number when they should be stabilizing. He talks about his suspicions and orders more test.
I get another shot.
They take more blood.
Driving home, Sarah eats a Dairy Queen concoction as I munch on boiled peanuts though we're having a hard time because we're laughing so hard.
"He sure was proud the cancer stopped growing wasn’t he?" Sarah giggles.
"Yep," I laugh. "Did his job. Another's Doc's problem for the Diabetes. He'll get back to us on that other matter."
We grow quiet passing Darien.
"I love our Doctor," she says.
"Me too," I agree.
"Did you see how he thanked us at the end. He said his whole day had been telling people bad news and this is the first good news he's told anyone."
"If we're the highlight of his day, a lot of people had some really shitty ones."
Sarah holds my hand and we drive home in silence.















