This is Micheal Elliott reporting for FOX NEWS ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... I can't even do that without laughing.It should be me reporting for conservative right wing Propaganda on FOX ... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ... I can't even do that!
This is Micheal Elliott on the Whitley Reynolds network.
Anyway here's the week in review.
The President did stuff. You may not like the stuff he did but he did stuff and had a killer week in accomplishments.
Congress did nothing again this week. Actually I'm pretty convinced Mitch McConnell is dead but nobody's told him. I'm pretty convinced all of Congress is actually dead and it's their staff cashing the payroll checks ... well ... except for Buddy Carter who's busy making phone calls.
The Supreme Court is the nations tie-breaker. With a President who does stuff and a Congress who does nothing, there has to be a tie-breaker. In the not-so-United-States that's the Supreme Court who ... completely defying logic ... have a tendency to get it right more than they get it wrong.
Those wacky Baptists continue their funny ways! A Baptist Minister from Texas sets himself on fire to protest the Supreme Court's ruling on equal marriage for everybody then claims it was an accident! Baptists crack me up!
Donald Trump continues to make money saying stupid things. Did you watch the Press Conference announcing his run for President? There's really nothing else to say.
As much as the President did this week, and he did a lot, the man cannot sing. I thought it was pretty cool he broke into "Amazing Grace" at a funeral and got everybody on their feet but he can't carry a tune in a bucket which is why the piano player tried to save the day but couldn't because the President thinks he's Marvin Gaye.
The national dread of Jon Steward no longer delivering real News is reaching epidemic proportions! Seriously ... he's the only one who really delivers the News and gets it right.
The guys who broke out of prison in New York continue to amaze every one! Having shattered the record for escape ... one is killed by 375 police officers while the other eludes capture ... 375 to 2 and 1 escapes ... the escapes have a stolen shot gun they don't use ... the 375 cops are armed with everything from Uzis to tanks ... very similar to our Island's Police Department ... but let one get away ... kind of like alleged Rapist by the Beach.
Well that's the "Week In Review" for this week.
Next week, we'll shift to local news.
Thanks and have a great day!
