Sunday, February 2, 2014

Sex at our house

Love is as strong as death the great King Solomon said or sang, depending on your point of view.

Many waters cannot quench it; neither can floods drown it (Solomon 8:6-7).
The Song of Solomon is one of my favorite books of the Bible.

It’s the “sex, drugs and rock-n-roll” part ministers ignore!

Solomon was tired of building a Temple, of his 700 wives and 300 concubines, meaning whores (I Kings 11:3), and was at the forefront of inventing the porn industry.

There is no mention of God, the Law, Israel, the Promised Land or Wisdom in this Biblical Book.
It’s pure sex … rough and ready!

The plot’s right out of a 1970s porn movie.
Boy lusts girl.

Girl lusts boy.
Then Marvin Gaye takes the lead from Angels singing, “Let’s get it on.”

The entire universe is suddenly composed of skin and breath and hair.
You don’t hear many sermons about such things in Church.

I do love reading the interpretations in big ol’ Biblical commentaries and on Google.
“Now kids … this isn’t about sex … it’s really about how much God loves Church! You know how exciting Church is! You should get it off in Church … not those other ways.”

I think Solomon disagrees.
I think GOD disagrees!

It’s crazy how most, especially religious people, disagree with God when it comes to sex.

Sex is good and we should work at it more to make it better.
Married couples … gay couple sex ( should be allowed to be married by the law of the land) … divorced people sex … exploratory teenage sex (among teenagers) … individual sex for those who can’t find another to share themselves … random elevator sex and the occasional sex in a Baptismal Pool … it’s all good!

And each and every one of us has done some …or … ­all of these.
It’s funny that we lie and claim we don’t.

That’s bearing false witness … meaning we break one of the 10 Commandments.
Enjoying sex does not mean breaking one of them!

Okay, I’m sweating a little … that’s bearing false witness because I’m sweating a lot … and wondering where Sarah is … THANK GOD! … she just turned on the shower.
Time to go bare some witness!!

Hallelujah!!