Friday, February 13, 2015

Random Unanswerable Questions

Why is McDonalds classified as a "fast food" when it takes 10 minutes to get a cup of coffee during breakfast?

What's fast about that?

Is it because I didn't order food so therefore they don't have to be fast?

It's food for thought isn't it?

Which makes me wonder how many Stop Signs are required on a 3 mile long island that's two miles wide at it's broadest?

I "Googled" it because I don't know and Google doesn't know either so ... who knows?

How do they put air inside a tennis ball?

There's no hole on the ball so how do they get the air inside?

It's a mystery isn't it?

Why do people care if it's Republicans or Democrats controlling Congress when they're both the same?

Why is there never anything worth watching on television when there are hundreds of channels?

Where is Dedra Dukes Shuman and why?

Why do people listen to today's Country Music?

Why do Sarah's girls listen to today's Pop music?

It's all strange isn't it?

Why do buildings named Sanctuaries stay locked most of the time?

Which of course begs the question ... why does anyone believe in celibacy ... which has never really existed?

I could keep going but why bother?

Perhaps there will be a "Part II" list of unanswerable questions?

You can't blame me for stopping now though can you?

We're off to Florida for a few days and who doesn't like that?

Or do you think it could be the people in Florida?

Do you think we care?

Don't you know it's warm there?

And I think you all know how much I love warm ... don't you?