Thursday, May 31, 2012

Naked Gardening

I am watching naked gardening. I don't think I ever have before but I am right now. Sipping coffee, it is a fascinating start of the day. She is blond with a piercing in her belly button. He has a shaved head and is wearing sunglasses. Other than that, they're tanned. They are also bent over in their garden digging up weeds.  It's a nice garden full of red, yellow and purple flowers. There are Palm Trees and Elephant Ears all surrounded by rocks of Coral. It's pretty impressive. She is standing now adjusting her piercing.  He stands to watch her.  Neither of them see me watching them. She bends back over so he does too. I pour a second cup of coffee.  They are working hard. I am tired. We went to Bikini Beach Bar with Marty and Denise, Joe and Pam and this really drunk girl. After that we went dancing. I'm not certain who drove me home. I did wake up in Sarah's arms so she got home safely too. She is still sleeping and is missing the naked gardening. I am tempted to wake her up because watching naked gardening is ... Fascinating! She stands again and says something to the man. He scratches himself. She walks away and returns with a shovel. At first I think that she is going to hit him, but she digs up a plant. I spill coffee on myself and curse. Both of the naked gardeners stand and look at me. "Morning," I cheerfully say. "Morning," they cheerfully reply before bending back over. I do love it here.