I've never had any use for Pajamas. I has three the last time I wore a pair. They had Batman on them and a little fly that stayed open all of the time (draw your own conclusions as to why). I thought they looked stupid and stopped wearing them.
They were invented in Persia as "leg garments".
Who the hell needs a leg garment? Especially in Persia where it's hotter than hell? Iran, Iraq and all of those places where they keep trying to figure out ways to bring the world to an end and the United States pays a gazillion dollars every year ... not to mention sacrificing our young ... anyway ... this is where Pajamas from.
How can any decent American stand to wear the things?
Sitting here this morning, I'm observing that a great many Americans support Persian countries by wearing Pajamas. They are all wandering around the swimming pool in Daytona Beach as the sun comes up.
Baggy green felt looking things are offset by a man wearing a wife beater that almost covers his stomach. At least he's barefoot. It's quite styling.
Women cover their Pajamas with Bathrobes. Talk about layering! I understand the concept if you live in Michigan or some place like that where it's cold all of the time but in Florida? I don't know but I assume that Bathrobes were also invented in Persia. It's crazy over there.
Then there are the ladies who wear Pajama bottoms with bathing suit tops. I suppose they cannot make up their minds if they support Persia or the United States. Maybe they're spies. Who knows?
I know that ... I don't care.
I am 100% American who says TO HELL WITH PAJAMAS ... even if they do have Batman on them! I'm not giving Persia any more of my money ... until I have to fill up the car to get home. They can take their leg garments and stick em up their ass. I will NEVER WEAR PAJAMAS because I love my country!
OK, I gotta go.
Sarah just came out wearing something from Victoria Secrets.
