Saturday, March 4, 2023

Mastering New Tricks

"Da, you're going to die if you don't hurry!" Che scolds as I trail behind her on our walk. 


When you're old and sick it's important to exercise and learn new things. 


Che helps by throwing out motivational and inspirational quotes to inspire me. 


Old dogs also have to learn new tricks so Sarah's always after me to master new things. 


So, in the words of the late, great, David Crosby, "I'm old. I'm stoned. I'll give it my best shot."


So I'm proud to share with you things I've mastered recently.   


1. Having the volume up on my ear buds and missing the delivery person ringing the doorbell, thereby missing the package that requires a signature. 


2. Instantly appear in front of Sarah and absentmindedly block whatever she's trying to do.


3. Writing her a love note and making it about me. 


4. Maintain an intense hunger for meals from people and places that no longer exist.  


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