I like football, beer, the "Die Hard" movies, sweat, flexing my muscles, eat lots of meat and say manly things like, "Aw to hell with it!" and "I need a chain saw to shave my chest hairs."
But I love Pedicures!
There's nothing better than having Asian women play with my feet for an hour, clipping my toenails, occasionally bring out a cheese grater, electronic devises that are too close to water for my comfort, and using lots of little tiny silver foot fetish tools.
And all the while these Asian women smile without ever saying anything, like they know something I don't know.
The fact is, I don't really care.
Play with my feet!
I have my own way of enjoying a Pedi, which is how we aficionado's of the Pedicure call them.
I like to take a cooler of beer or wine, with soft chewy ice, and beef jerky. Then, if there's a television, I ask the channel be changed to ESPN and to turn it up loud.
Sarah and I had date night and immediately started with a Pedi. She disappeared behind a curtain with another woman and I could hear her giggling but I was too busy enjoying myself to know what she was doing.
I texted my fellow Pedi enthusiasts Jodee Sadowsky, Johnny O, and my son J-Luv to let them know what I was up to. They immediately responded to report their last favorite Pedi experiences.
So, sipping my cocktail while the Asian woman smiled and used tools on my feet, I got to thinking.
The Government is so screwed up with all of this Partisan mess, we need to organize a movement to get the Republicans and Democrats to all give one another Pedicures.
Mitch McConnell should start by doing Nancy Pelosi who should then do Harry Reed.
It's almost Biblical as Jesus started the whole foot washing movement which obviously led to Pedicures.
That's what I'm going to work on today as I admire my feet.
What are you doing today?
