Tuesday, June 9, 2020

Jesus and Health Insurance

As I prepare for surgery and the horrific preparations the week prior when hair loss and inhibited sex drive are real possibilities, I reflect back to my faith.

When you have pancreatic cancer that spreads to your liver, all you have is your faith ... or in my case that of my wife Sarah Elliott which is intense and something like having a personal trainer 24/7.

I also have 3 Bibles and 50+ Jesus magnets.

Pancreatic cancer forces you to realize how much you’ve accumulated in life is meaningless.

Therefore, as I reported yesterday, I’ve downsized and got rid of numerous Jesus magnets which I now consider trite.

That leaves me with about 20 which I still find powerful!

Like this one!!

It’s my first given to me by none other than Bill Berry (not the former drummer for R.E.M. but the other one).

It has helped fortify my faith all these decades and I can’t bear the thought of parting with it.

Except having pancreatic cancer is expensive as Hell!!!

Even if you have insurance there’s thousands of dollars in deductibles.

I don’t have health insurance so it doesn’t bother me.

But ... I want to live and enjoy every fantasy and plan Sarah and I share!

Plus we have Che, our 3 year old who I adore and want to be around to see what she becomes.

Then there’s these wonderful kids, girls and grandchildren I have to ... advise with my life
experiences as they make their way.

So the Lord has told me to sell this precious and Holy relic to the highest bidder ... to defray the cost of having pancreatic cancer in the United States.

Now it is time for you to ask God how much you’re willing to pay for perfect and blessed Pizza every time you order it regardless of from where.

Please private message your bid ... we, I mean offering ... and know what a blessing you are in this life.

Thank you.

Peace out.