Friday, April 29, 2022

Tanning Cancer


I'm sitting in the front yard catching some rays on a glorious deep, blue, sunny sky day. 

I prefer my cancer tanned.

I think it just looks better and Sarah Elliott and I always enjoy it when the people at the Mayo Clinic admirably say to us, "Nice tan."

Come to think of it, we haven't seen a lot of people with tans at Mayo.

Perhaps that's why I never see anyone wearing flip-flops in the Chemo shot waiting room except for us.

Anyway, I'm sitting there, high on life, when a car passes, slows, stops, backs up, parks and a friend I haven't seen in a year climbs out and sits beside me for a visit.

"You look good," he starts.

I roll my eyes.

"But man I gotta tell you something!"

"Oh yeah?"

"I don't know what it is about you and cancer but your hair is even thicker and longer than last time I saw you."

It's hard not to feel good when you hear things like this regardless of how you really feel.

"Awe, thanks Marty!"

He leaves and I continue basking in the holy glow of sunbeams baptizing me, humming an old song from when I was a kid.

Oh say can you see my eyes

if you can

well, then, my hairs too short