I've been reading lately because ... it's important to stay on top of the latest Christian ways to follow Christ.
Like ... "Jesus I'm on my knees asking where I'm needed and wanted."
Now that's funny.
Or ... "This dog was badly burned and disfigured trying to save his family in a house fire! 1 like = 1 prayer ... 1 share = 10 prayers."
Holy Jesus!
"Dear Lord put your arm around my shoulder and your hand across my mouth."
Well ... Amen to that one.
"Please God... Thank You! for .... Sorry about .... Are You sure I should... Ok, You got me there ..."
Only God knows what the Hell this is one's about.
"Oh Lord please don't let me fu*k this up."
That's an honest prayer.
I could go on but apparently if I don't share this with fifty other friends I'm going to Hell today.
It's not all that.
I've already been.
But Holy Mary Mother of God ... or Holy Baby Momma ... there are some funny prayers on Facebook.
Because if you take it to Facebook you're like Jimmy Swaggart who once said, "If I don't preach today, millions are going to Hell."
Which leads me to say my prayer for today ... "Jesus Christ."
