An early and fierce proponent of LGBT world domination believing the world's a better place if everyone truly has fun with their sexuality.
"If everybody slept with one another," he was fond of saying, "then we could all be doing to politicians what they've been doing to us!"
Winston TLGD chose Sarah Elliott as his "person" and loved her adoringly. He tolerated the rest of the family often peeing on Micheal's flip-flops before going outside in the mornings.
The little son-of-a-bitch (and I mean that literally) was a fierce tail-blazer among animal sexually identity classification conducting research on each species.
His world renown tee-shirt collection, including his latest colored wife-beaters with the slogans "TSA is my DREAM Job" ... "I would bottom you so hard" ... "Bisexuality doubles your chance of getting a date!" and "I got your balls right here" is being donated to the Center for the Historic Preservation of Gay Animals.
Winston TLGD leaves behind his person, Sarah and whoever happened to be with her at the moment.
He really didn't care for anybody else except his Uncle Johnny, Sandy Durden, Robin Wheeler and Derrick Hodge who he loved to sleep with.
How does one thank someone who brought so much joy, delight, laughter and "queerness" to our lives? Along with Goddess, Winston TLGD affectionally demonstrated gay and straight dogs completely embrace one another for who they are as butt lovers.
Thank you Winston TLGD.
Prance all over those rainbows and show the Angels they don't know shit about how to dress.
