What would you call it?

Winston, the Little Gay dog, has taken the day off so he can get his nails done.

He got all dressed up in a black fur sweater with "Two Pairs beat a Straight" written in  pink on it with matching pink ascot as the Managing Partner drove the literal Son-of-a-bitch to his appointment.

Goddess and I believe the Managing Partner plays favorites.

Goddess is all bumped out, claims her eyes are killing her and is doubling up on the medicinal marijuana. I told her to slow down her consumption and could barley make her out through the hazy cloud as she replied, "Well just call me Spiderman because I'm in love with Mary Jane!"

I called Johnny O to talk to her. He knows much more about these things that I do.

Things started getting crazy when my book Sandy Bottoms and Duck Taped Hearts came out before his book which doesn't even have a title yet.

His book is done but he can't make up his mind what to call it.

First it was going to be "Winston, the Little Gay Dog" until we told him that's a pretty bland title and he got mad.

A few days later he prances in and announces he will call it, "Winston comes Home-Oh!"

Goddess and I burst into laughter telling him that's a stupid title so he storms off to complain to the Managing Partner.

His next idea was "Goodbye Balls! A True Horror story!" and that's when Goddess began doubling up on her medicinal marijuana treatments.

"Winston discovers Big Ben's a Clock?" was next.

At that point the Managing Partner intervened and is spending more time placating him.

She made out this big "To-Do" list for us but Goddess ran out of rolling paper it went up in smoke.

I'll be glad when Winston, the Little Gay Dog, can figure out what his book's going to be called.

At this point I'm sure he's open for suggestions if anyone has any.

The release date is soon and he's growing desperate.

I really do hope getting his nails done calms him down.

Poor little thing.
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